whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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