marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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