Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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