on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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