Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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