I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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