I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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