So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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