i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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