Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
