He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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