Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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