Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize