In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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