How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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