Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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