Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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