I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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