Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  she looks like luggage that fell from a plane

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): she looks like luggage that fell from a plane http://tfl.nu/yvwr
  Replies (5) Good night (462) Bad night (2363) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles" http://tfl.nu/049n
  Replies (63) Good night (12723) Bad night (972) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten. http://tfl.nu/097z
  Replies (35) Good night (426) Bad night (4712)
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world. http://tfl.nu/7ye4
  Replies (14) Good night (3850) Bad night (691) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"... http://tfl.nu/vy09
  Replies (6) Good night (4681) Bad night (786) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this. http://tfl.nu/kn9g
  Replies (23) Good night (991) Bad night (4072) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college. http://tfl.nu/cy12
  Replies (4) Good night (3357) Bad night (1283) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off. http://tfl.nu/2oau
  Replies (3) Good night (2699) Bad night (601) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds. http://tfl.nu/km98
  Replies (5) Good night (576) Bad night (2978) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend. http://tfl.nu/hn01
  Replies (5) Good night (2478) Bad night (611) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (456): View more from

  Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (456): Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here http://tfl.nu/rved
  Replies (2) Good night (673) Bad night (1629) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  I think I sprained my soul last night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): I think I sprained my soul last night http://tfl.nu/779v
  Replies (11) Good night (2262) Bad night (683) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway. http://tfl.nu/fbtk
  Replies (13) Good night (3331) Bad night (795) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend? http://tfl.nu/mjnu
  Replies (15) Good night (1656) Bad night (671) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday. http://tfl.nu/nmap
  Replies (2) Good night (906) Bad night (297) Order T-Shirt

Randomize