A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...