carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
