are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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