He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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