So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
