I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.