drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
she smelled like a LAN party
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i used baking grease as lip gloss
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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