If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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