What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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