Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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