I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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