why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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