I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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