Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.