Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..