Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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