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say what?
wanna hang out?
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
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Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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