Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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