There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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