Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
