my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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