Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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