I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If its not for food we ain't going out.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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