you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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