But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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