So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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