Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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