Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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