absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i jhust puked up my retainher.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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