I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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