we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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