He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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