The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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