at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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