at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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