Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
