whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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