it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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