i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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