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she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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