Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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