Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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