I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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